Buried in the “Police Report” section of the Ashland Daily Press, July 21, 2010:
Wednesday July 14, 10:54 AM. Suspicious activity: caller reported seeing what appeared to be a blue inner tube with a pink top come down out of the sky and land in the Bay, near Washburn.
Why was this incident not given more publicity? Why wasn’t the citizenry warned? Could it be that the elected officials of Washburn and our surrounding communities are already under alien control, waiting for the right moment to implement Plan 9?
Tell you one thing: I’ll be sharpening up wooden stakes and watching my neighbors in the cemetery very closely. If Tor Johnson shows up some evening, I’m not taking any chances.
Ha! I caught that one, too…the police blotters have sure been full of zingers lately.
Sure have! Love that guy who reported “Shakespeare in the Park,” too.
But as full of weirdness as the police blotters have been, they still don’t match the news articles about the Ashland City Council.