Breaking News: Dick Cheney Begins Transition To Private Life

From VP Vader’s to-do list:

1. Do something about all those embarrassing documents.

Fire breaks out on White House grounds

CNN, Dec. 19, 2007:

WASHINGTON (CNN) — Firefighters quickly doused a two-alarm fire Wednesday in the historic Eisenhower Executive Office Building, which houses the vice president’s ceremonial offices and the majority of the White House staff.

Cue Church Lady:

“How convenient!”

Update: Reports indicate that Laura Bush bravely channeled Dolly Madison, rushing through smoke and flame to rescue the Elvis picture.

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